5 Reasons to Tell Your Negative Inner Voice to Go Fuck Itself

When did you start listening to that motherfucker upstairs? That negative, inner voice that holds you back from being your effusive, buoyant and down-right magical self? Mine says stuff like this every time I start writing: “Ugh, you’re sooo full of yourself and pretty annoying, dude. On the real tho… no one gives a fuck what you write; you literally have zero authority or expertise and should probably just go back to hating your life and working 24/7 as a Brooklyn real estate agent because that’s the only thing you’re half-way decent at. You think you’re so fucking perfect and know everything, right? You’re a fuckin’ phony, bro.” What if I actually listened to that bullshit – that negative self-talk coming in to crush any sort of positive imprint I could have on the world and on my own own life? Read below for my 5 Reasons to Tell Your Negative Inner Voice to Go Fuck Itself.

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12 Brutal Truths of Your Late 20s

If you’re like me — late-twenties, decently fucked up from your childhood and teen years, and could write the book on Entitled Martyr Millennial Syndrome (which isn’t actually a thing, but probably in a few years will be curable by the new, miracle Pfizer drug) — you probably learned some lessons the hard way in your 20s. Well then, you sensitive, potentially artistic, anxious son-or-daughter of a Baby Boomer, you’re gonna want to take a look-see below.

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